how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md

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VIA: xorestesfastingx ORIGINALLY FROM: jamestiberiusfuckhead

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

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VIA: homovikings ORIGINALLY FROM: consultingpiemaker
oh    Chris Evans    

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon crying because someone they loved died

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VIA: rahlasa ORIGINALLY FROM: imagineyouricon
ahahah fuk u    
kaleviaz:

rahlasa:

kaleviaz:

flastroush:

kaleviaz:

Ermmmmmmm i am a bit concerned because those are lil sausages for kids. Bilbo sausages.

I am coming over! Leave me some! I will bring the carrots for a good deal of comparison!

I ain’t sharing my Hobbit’s wiener! Get your own! >:c
I am an adult I swear.

wait kal what did you try to cook and the house is still up????, what the fuck

i swear to god, you’re lucky you’re pretty, Sala.

#OTHERWISE IT’D BE YOU ON THAT PLATE #BESIDES #I FOUND A WAY #TO COOK AND NOT SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE 
I’m so proud

kaleviaz:

rahlasa:

kaleviaz:

flastroush:

kaleviaz:

Ermmmmmmm i am a bit concerned because those are lil sausages for kids. Bilbo sausages.

I am coming over! Leave me some! I will bring the carrots for a good deal of comparison!

I ain’t sharing my Hobbit’s wiener! Get your own! >:c

I am an adult I swear.

wait kal what did you try to cook and the house is still up????, what the fuck

i swear to god, you’re lucky you’re pretty, Sala.

#OTHERWISE IT’D BE YOU ON THAT PLATE #BESIDES #I FOUND A WAY #TO COOK AND NOT SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE 

I’m so proud

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oh yeah    

Lee Pace being a real cutie behind the scenes and breaking my heart because he ruins my life

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oh mahal    lee pace    

Man, I love that one Disney movie 

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

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With the royal family

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And the adorable children

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And the tragic death(s)

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And then our hero runs away

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And sings a really catchy song about being free

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Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

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And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

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A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

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And so our hero goes back

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And they all live happily ever after

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It’s such a great movie

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VIA: shaerahaek ORIGINALLY FROM: marauders4evr

graceinitiatessarcasm:

THIS BLOODY CAST <3333

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VIA: julietsbb ORIGINALLY FROM: graceinitiatessarcasm
too cute    got cast    
ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

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VIA: shaerahaek ORIGINALLY FROM: killeroo

"Over the evolution of Cap we tried to evolve his fight style. So, we tried to do a little more gymnastics."

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VIA: hearditbothwaays ORIGINALLY FROM: theworldofcinema
sandro? :DDDD    captain america    Chris Evans    
sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus


judas no

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus

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judas no

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VIA: niigatabay ORIGINALLY FROM: sophmoreslump

Reblog if you make up stories in your head of your favourite show/pairings when you’re in bed at night. 

anotherhttydlover:

megustavengers:

anxiousmonster:

castorochiaro:

neuroticdragon:

nocasdatsgay:

doctordonna10:

the-master-yen-sid:

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SINCE I WAS 11

SINCE I COULD BREATHE

I MOSTLY DO THIS WITH MY OCS, BUT STILL…

I mostly come up with smut but still

 

#sometimes I also torture myself by coming up with stories so sad I actually start crying

I also plot revenges and plan character deaths…

FUCK YEAH I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

im glad im not the only one
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VIA: niigatabay ORIGINALLY FROM: achievement-cunters

Ovocné knedlíky (Fruit dumpligs) or Kynuté knedlíky is a food of traditional Czech, Austrian and Polish cuisine. Dumplings are made from raised dough or curd cheese dough. They are filled with various kind of fruit like peaches, berries, strawberries or apricots. Dumplings are cooked in boiling water and served hot, sprinkled with grated curd cheese, sugar or sometimes even cocoa and poured over with melted butter. Not many people can resist this delicacy.

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and now im hungry    food    

schntgai:

mirrorverse series; 

Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

S’chn T’gai Spock is the first Vulcan to enlist in Starfleet; behind his back he is regarded as the bastard - he is only half Vulcan; the other half of his genetic makeup is human. Those on Vulcan never regarded him highly while he was growing up; his skill at hand to hand combat was learned early. He killed for the first time at eleven; the murder left no evidence. It was cool, calm, precise. Dangerous. He is dangerous.

His fits of rage are legendary; there are whispers passed among ensigns that he can destroy anything he touches. His strength is certainly greater than that of humans, something his roommate at Starfleet Academy learned seconds before his neck was snapped. 

Those who have encountered both sides of him are unsure which they fear more; the one that will rip you limb from limb, or the one that will eject you into space with nothing but your uniform, documenting it as a disregard for maintenance schedules in the air locks. On your part, not his. Spock is an excellent Starfleet officer. 

He was made Captain of the ISS Enterprise in 2258, his first officer one James Kirk - the thorn in his side, constantly disregarding regulation, constantly arguing, constantly dancing towards the edge.

And then he pushes himself over. 

He bleeds red. Spock does not.

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